Any Interest From the SAS Joe?

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Any Interest From the SAS Joe?

Post by Handson » Tue Nov 27, 2018 11:17 pm

Dear Joe Weider (trainer of terror fighters),

You bet I want you to rush me these ‘leather ‘n lead’ bracelets.
I especially like the claims that my ‘arms will start oozing 100% more power’ and that my ‘manhood and virility will come alive’ (though it would be great if you could tweak ‘em so my manhood will start oozing 100% more power).

My buddy who has already got the bracelets says he has to take them off before doing squats as the priapism gets in the way -so that’s a downside or should I say an upside!

And Joe, I’m ashamed to say that I had been believing that baloney that these prima Donna hunks were using weights and shooting the steroids, so thanks for exposing that fake news.

I can’t wait to ‘look ferocious’.

Yours
Ex Charles Atlas devotee.
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Re: Any Interest From the SAS Joe?

Post by sticksb » Wed Nov 28, 2018 6:12 am

" Heal the sick , raise the dead , make the little girlies talk outta their heads", Joe's the one ...

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Re: Any Interest From the SAS Joe?

Post by colinkbell » Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:11 am

Nice one! I must say i feel 50% like laughing and 50% like shouting when i think of the money i wasted from various muscle mags when i was young and gullible. The magazines themselves, the supplements, the training routines, the false role models etc etc.
" Strengthen ye the weak hands and confirm the feeble knees" Isaiah 35 v3

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Re: Any Interest From the SAS Joe?

Post by peter yates » Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:47 am

I bought these but did not get big muscles or hot babes,just a black ring around my wrist and lead poisoning. :lol:
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Re: Any Interest From the SAS Joe?

Post by Handson » Fri Nov 30, 2018 7:16 am

The worst case scenario would have been if Viagra had also been available at the time.
Wearers would have gone transparent from the massive hematomas and Bob Dylan would've been singing about Mr Joe Bangles.

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